At our prayer meeting I asked my pastor to pray for my hearing. He placed his hands on my ears and prayed. Afterwards, he asked if my hearing was better. I said I wouldn’t know until Monday when I appear before the judge at the courthouse.
Why did the Christian chicken go to the other side of the road? To get a Cross.
Earlier in life, I was hunched over having problems with my posture. I didn’t think prayer could help me, but I stand corrected.
Last year, my wife and I traveled to Europe for a Christian conference. At customs, an agent held out his hand and said, “Papers.” I replied, “Scissors,” and was glad I won that round.
They say you should exercise daily, but I walk with the Lord every day.
A man was working outside and got bit by some ants. He screamed, “Ow! Why did God even create ants?!” His little boy was out in the yard with him too and said, “Dad, that’s a really mean thing to say. Of course God had to create ants!” When the dad asked why, the boy calmly replied, “Because without ants, the uncles would have no wives.”
A boy was inspired one day when he read the verse about forgiving 70 times 7 times. One day, when he was in Math class, he refused to work on the next problem. The teacher was frustrated and asked why. The boy said, “I’ve been counting. So far this semester we have worked on 490 math problems. Today we have reached the 491st math problem, and Jesus said I only need to forgive you 490 times.
A pastor received a letter from a congregant. When he removed the letter from the envelope, it had one word written on it – “Fool!” “Well,” said the pastor, “the sender signed the letter, but didn’t write anything else.”
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? Ruthless.
Who was the most business-savvy woman in the Bible? Pharaoh’s daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and pulled out a little prophet.